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GWAR TO HIT THE ROAD

13 April 2010 No Comment

Intergalactic shock-rockers and semi-disputed masters of Earth, GWAR, have today announced the latest series of exclusive concert appearances in support of their latest metallic opus, the critically acclaimed “Lust in Space”, out now on Metal Blade Records!

“This is what we like to call the Tertiary Tornado Tour,” said guitarist Balsac the Jaws of Death, reached today at the satellite Slave-Pit TV studios, located in Brooklyn, N.Y., where he and band-mate Oderus Urungus are preparing for the upcoming “Crack-a-Thon”. “This is the tour where we hit all the places we missed the first time across the U.S., from a host of reasons ranging from bad weather, poor directions, or venereal diseases. Many people in these cities think they have escaped the wrath of GWAR, while others pray for our arrival. One thing is for sure…everybody’s gonna die!”

In addition to the usual assortment of shitholes, beer-soaked cess-pools, and actual cool venues, GWAR will be appearing at this year’s Skatopia Festivals as well as at the Bonnaroo music festival, where they have publicly pledged to nasally violate the entire Dave Mathews Band.

Check out GWAR this spring at the following soon-to-be-destroyed locations–

Tue/Jun-01        Toledo, OH @ Headliners

Wed/Jun-02       Palatine, IL @ Durty Nellies

Fri/Jun-04          Ft. Collins, CO @ Aggie Theatre

Sat/Jun-05        Grand Junction, CO @ Mesa Theatre & Club

Mon/Jun-07       San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit

Wed/Jun-09       Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen

Thu/Jun-10        Jackson, MS @ Club Fire

Fri/Jun-11          Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre

Sat/Jun-12        Manchester, TN @ Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival

Mon/Jun-14       Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theatre

Tue/Jun-15        N. Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues SC

Wed/Jun-16       Richmond, VA @ The National

Thu/Jun-17        Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock

Fri/Jun-18          Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom

Sat/Jun-19        Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance

Sun/Jun-20        Boston, MA @ House of Blues Boston

Tue/Jun-22        Farmingdale, NY @ The Crazy Donkey

Wed/Jun-23       Syracuse, NY @ Westcott Theatre

Thu/Jun-24        Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small’s Theatre

Fri/Jun-25          Lexington, KY @ Buster’s Billiards & Backroom

Sat/Jun-26        Rutland, OH @ 2010 Interpunk American Skate Fest

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